of my real friend Bruce sent me a Facebook friend request. I accepted. Bruce sent me a message. It was “hello.”
Nobody just says “hello.” My response: “Is it really you? I suspect you are not the real Bruce.”
Non-Bruce replied: “How are you doing” My response: “I’m fine but you aren’t Bruce. Goodbye.”
Nonplussed non-Bruce replied: “That’s great, I’m glad to hear from you am doing good, nice hearing f…