Topo Chico: Lose weight with bubbles

In a world of scams and schemes, nothing beats a weightloss diet for broad appeal. They come and go. Some even work.

Have you heard about the Topo Chico Diet? I hope not. That would mean someone beat me to my idea.

The plan:

I myself lose weight drinking Topo Chico. Then I sell my Topo Chico Diet.

Capital “D” for “Diet” will help — a touch that makes the plan sound like it’s for real, hence marketable…