The 501

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Lost with a dead phone

COMMENTARY

When I was a child, I wondered what I would do if I got lost in the forest without my cellphone.

Yes. I’m being purposely facetious. (I’ve always had trouble knowing exactly what facetious means. I think it always happens on purpose.) Kids didn’t have cellphones back then. Neither did adults. Anybody lost in the forest was really lost, especially once the birds had eaten the breadcrumbs.

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