COMMENTARY
Waiting rooms. Will there be one at the Pearly Gates? Will everybody be on their phones?
I’m thinking of that line in “Sixteen Tons”—“Saint Peter, don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go; I owe my soul to the company store.”
Update that to “First I’ve got to find my phone.” Yep. Pity anybody going anywhere now without a phone, especially into a waiting room. Magazines used to make waiting almo…